Smash: I want you to come over for dinner tonight.Tim: Are you askin' me on a date, Williams?
• Episode: How Did I Get Here • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim: Motel's right up here, but I figure we can get a drink first. Unless of course that's against your religion Garrity.
Lyla: That's very funny, Tim.
• Episode: Let's Get It On • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lyla: You feel closer to God when you're with me? Did you think that line was gonna work?
Tim: It's not a line.
Lyla: Get out!
• Episode: Are You Ready for Friday Night? • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim: Hey, how about Matt Saracen sleeping with Coach's daughter!
• Episode: Best Laid Plans • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Tim: I'm sorry... I misread the situation!
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tim: Bo, don't forget, who's it going to be?
Bo: Me!
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tim: Man, that's so Brokeback.
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim: "If I see you touch that kid again, I'm going to stick my fist through your chest."
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim Riggins: Texas forever, man. Still friends?
Jason Street: Yeah... Texas forever.
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tim Riggins: [drunk, in stadium] "Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you (... you .... you), the great... and noble men of Dillon Panthers Football!!!
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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