Matt Saracen Quotes
Matt: Landry, you're retarded.• Episode: Extended Families • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Matt Saracen: You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.
• Episode: Black Eyes & Broken Hearts • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Matt Saracen: Y'all want a Swizzler?
• Episode: Who's Your Daddy • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Matt: My eyes were open sir. My eyes were wide open!
• Episode: Eyes Wide Open • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Total Quotes: 4
