Top Rated Quotes (Page 3)
Jason Street: That's troy over there, he's from South Africa. Then, he lived in London, and now he lives in Texas, and everybody makes fun of his accent.• Episode: Extended Families • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Matt: Landry, you're retarded.
• Episode: Extended Families • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Landry: "Here's to Tyra. I'm in your house... with strippers... and God bless all who enter here."
• Episode: Extended Families • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim Riggins: [drunk, in stadium] "Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you (... you .... you), the great... and noble men of Dillon Panthers Football!!!
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric Taylor: [to Julie] We did think about you... Austin's an arty kind of town ... you're arty?
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Eric Taylor: They've even got some top-notch ballet-ers!
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim: "If I see you touch that kid again, I'm going to stick my fist through your chest."
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim: Man, that's so Brokeback.
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jason: "Look, Saracen. Run the post, run the slant, and they will respect you... run this pattern, and they will fear you!"
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
• Episode: Mud Bowl • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 46
