Top Rated Quotes
Mrs. Williams: I'm not asking you to be the boy's father. I'm just hear to remind you that he doesn't have one.• Episode: Pantherama • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Smash: I want you to come over for dinner tonight.
Tim: Are you askin' me on a date, Williams?
• Episode: How Did I Get Here • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Smash: "Coach Mac, I..."
Mac: "They made a mistake, son. Just like me."
• Episode: Black Eyes & Broken Hearts • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Eric Taylor: "The kind of pregnant when you have a baby?"
• Episode: State • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Landry Clarke: [sees Lyla stranded] "I'm pullin' over."
Tyra Collette: "Why?"
Landry Clarke: "Because it's the Christian thing to do."
Tyra Collette: [rolls down window] "Oh, hey, cheating cheerleader bitch. Wanna ride?
• Episode: State • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Brian "Smash" Williams: For as long I've known Tim Riggins, there's only two phrases that put a smile on his face: number one, "We goin' to State!" Number two, "The results are in. You are not the father!"
• Episode: Best Laid Plans • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Tyra Collette: Just wish I could build a time machine and go back and shoot who ever it is that invented Algebra, that’s for sure.
Landry Clarke: Well, see, that’s kind of a Catch-22, though, because in order to invent that time machine you may need to use Algebra.
• Episode: Mud Bowl • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Jason: "Look, Saracen. Run the post, run the slant, and they will respect you... run this pattern, and they will fear you!"
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Tim: Man, that's so Brokeback.
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Tim: "If I see you touch that kid again, I'm going to stick my fist through your chest."
• Episode: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 43
