Recent Quotes (Page 5)
Tami: "I saw Matt Saracen buying condoms today."• Episode: I Think We Should Have Sex • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tami Taylor: "You and I have the exact amount of experience being parents."
• Episode: I Think We Should Have Sex • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Tyra: "Wow, that sounds real hot. Here...for Matt. Throw the guy a bone while you're gathering your data."
• Episode: I Think We Should Have Sex • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Coach Taylor: All the other parents have picked up their perps, why can't we pick up ours?
• Episode: Black Eyes & Broken Hearts • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tami Taylor: Honey, I don’t like your tone, I don’t like your sarcasm, and I really don’t understand what you see in hanging out with this girl.
• Episode: Black Eyes & Broken Hearts • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Matt Saracen: You don't have to worry about me, in a fight I just kinda stand in the back and just yell stuff.
• Episode: Black Eyes & Broken Hearts • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tim Riggins: [to JV players] Too late, play's over. You waited too long to make a decision. Now we lost the game because of you, now we're not going to state, and now the whole town of Dillon hates you and you're never going to get laid. FACT.
• Episode: Black Eyes & Broken Hearts • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Tyra Collette: Do you mind if we make a stop at the women's low self esteem palace?
• Episode: Black Eyes & Broken Hearts • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jason: [to Buddy] "When I make the national team and I start touring all over the world, I'll take your daughter with me, because we're getting married."
• Episode: Blinders • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Julie Taylor: Matt has me at quarterback in the Powderpuff game and I have to go.
Coach Eric Taylor: Matt Saracen’s got you at quarterback? Wait honey. Hey, come here. What do you mean he’s got you at quarterback?
• Episode: Blinders • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 90
